Complains and Dislikes

This post is dedicated to the people that gave me feedback about my previous post: Dear Tech Support, which I think is utterly remarkable.

First I would like to thank Alex for all his comments, I understand that he likes to skim through passages as he reads. However, For "Dear Tech Support" skimming through the post only skips all the humor. For everyone else, please READ the post because the details are what makes it so deliciously unresistable.

Secondly, Ankur and Kimmy gave me one of the most unique responds for my post. To them the joke was hysterical, but for the wrong reason. Frankly, they thought I was 'HIGH' when I wrote my post. Correction, I was only fascinated by the original "Dear Tech Support", and so I decided to promote it on my site. I was not high, if that was there question. Also, more importantly, I thank them for finding my blog interesting.

Lastly, the only person that gave me a positive respond is Tony. After he had read my blog, he told me proudly, "I understand it. I understand the joke, Will." That made me happy, so thank you Tony Pelayo. You are the most non-high person when you're high.

Thank you all for reading and the great comments. I really appreciate it.

Funny: Dear Tech Support

INSTALLING HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support ,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1..0, and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as:
· Romance 9.5 and
· Personal Attention 6.5,

and then installed undesirable programs such as :

· NBA 5.0,
· NFL 3.0 and
· Golf Clubs 4..1 …

Also Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.

· Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate.

DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,
· Boy friend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command::ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

· If that application works as designed , Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 ,Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 ..

· Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 -program These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend
· Cooking 3.0 and
· Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!
Tech Support