Finals! WTF!!

Like many college students, I'm studying for finals this weekend. I can tell you like what most people would about finals and that is it's a bitch. Yes, it's a big fat ugly bitch waiting to bite you in the ass. Think about this. You've studied year round, read every chapter, and done every assignment, but one final exam is worth half if not more of your grade. This is how college is like. You have to study your ass off everyday for one stupid exam, while some people procrastinate and study for the last week of the quarter and get a passing grade. To make things worst some people don't even have to study and still get A's in their classes. I'm not sure how much of that is true, but I'm sure there are people like that out there. My final words for this post are life sucks and school sucks. Deal with it because that's just how life is. Good luck to all and have a good finals week.

Another Blog??

Is it a success or another fail? I just made a blog on Tumblr and I felt it was such a fail.

After Thanksgiving There's Cyber Mondays?

Well yes, thanksgiving is a great time to shop, especially during black friday, but have you heard of cyber mondays? First of all I have to mention about my previous post. I didn't receive any news about my recent bensbargain wins, so I guess it's safe to announce that I didn't win anything. That's okay. Here's my second chance. Cyber mondays at bensbargain they're having the same raffling event and the prizes are as good as it can be. Check it out! If I win then this holiday would be complete
http://bensbargains.net/cyber_monday_giveaway.php

When it's close to the holiday season...

So like everyone else, this holiday season I too try to buy holiday presents for everyone. One of the few ways that I get the money, presents, or prizes is raffles. This year I discovered bensbargain's black Friday giveaway. I am currently exploring for more ways to get hands on on this deal, so once I get a prize I'll announce it on this blog.
http://bensbargains.net/black_friday_giveaway.php

Steered into the Right Direction

Intro:
After months of research and planning I've reached my goal and gained a small amount of wealth, even more than I originally planned. For the past month I had taken hundreds of surveys and joined forty plus survey sites. Fortunately, all but one gave me junk emails. However, with that taken care off the money do roll in little by little. What surprised me the most is after I had taken numerous surveys, I have yet felt overwhelm by the vast emails in my inbox. It actually makes me merrier when those surveys become monetary earnings. Here's what happened.

Change of Plans:
Even though I saved more than $500+ for the last one and a half month, it turned out that I did not even need that much money. Surprised? Me too. My girl friend and I spent close to a month looking on craigslist, case forums, medical forums, etc... to look for an appropriate valued sublet for three and a half weeks. There were some really good deals, but that didn't got me the most excited. Luck went our way and a friend offered to let us stay for the time being. This changed my whole plan! Unbelievably, everything worked out perfectly and we've saved a lot from housing. With the extra cash I can really make this vacation even more worthwhile.

Be sure to follow through my next topic!
Here's How I Made the Dough

Complains and Dislikes

This post is dedicated to the people that gave me feedback about my previous post: Dear Tech Support, which I think is utterly remarkable.

First I would like to thank Alex for all his comments, I understand that he likes to skim through passages as he reads. However, For "Dear Tech Support" skimming through the post only skips all the humor. For everyone else, please READ the post because the details are what makes it so deliciously unresistable.

Secondly, Ankur and Kimmy gave me one of the most unique responds for my post. To them the joke was hysterical, but for the wrong reason. Frankly, they thought I was 'HIGH' when I wrote my post. Correction, I was only fascinated by the original "Dear Tech Support", and so I decided to promote it on my site. I was not high, if that was there question. Also, more importantly, I thank them for finding my blog interesting.

Lastly, the only person that gave me a positive respond is Tony. After he had read my blog, he told me proudly, "I understand it. I understand the joke, Will." That made me happy, so thank you Tony Pelayo. You are the most non-high person when you're high.

Thank you all for reading and the great comments. I really appreciate it.

Funny: Dear Tech Support

INSTALLING HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support ,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1..0, and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as:
· Romance 9.5 and
· Personal Attention 6.5,

and then installed undesirable programs such as :

· NBA 5.0,
· NFL 3.0 and
· Golf Clubs 4..1 …

Also Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.

· Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate.

DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,
· Boy friend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command::ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

· If that application works as designed , Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 ,Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 ..

· Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 -program These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend
· Cooking 3.0 and
· Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!
Tech Support

3 Months Plan

Need: $550

Duration: 3 months

Initial Amount: $100

Can you remember the last time you needed money for something more valuable than you can pay for? This is my situation. I have 3 months to earn 550 dollars and all this well earned money are going to finance my trip to Ohio to visit my girl friend for a good three and half weeks of summer. You might think $550, it is nothing. Let me tell you, it's a lot of money for guy like me to just pay off. I'm not working and my parents usually pay for my expenses. As my college debt accumulates I really don't want to ask for any more help from my folks back home. If you want to know how I am going to finance my trip or if you are sensually interested of my daily life, you should definitely subscribe to my blog. For the up coming days I'll be posting about how I'm going to save, earn, and plan for this 3 months plan, so keep in touch and leave comments.